Kelsey Beth

hallelujah guide

energy alchemist

coochie consciousness

Los Angeles, California USA

welcome, you gorgeous smoochtastic being of divinity YOU.

Lemme just say, hallelujah.
you're here. I'm here. WE'RE Here to help you Liberate yourself from all that hoo hah that's just straight up poison. poison of the mind, body, and spirit. you're here because you are a divine creator in this world. not a cog in a cognition. let's be magical divine creators together and show ourselves (and the rest of the world) the NEVER ENDING mIRACULOUS MAGIC that's possible.
Hallelujah!
You're the one you’ve been waiting for.
Kelsey Beth spiritual guide

kelsey beth is…

a highly respected and sought-after… person.

LOL.

Soooooo many different labels have been thrown around to encapsulate what I do and honestly, I’m kinda over it. You’re here on this page because you want to stop labelling yourself, get out of the box and be liberated as all hell.

So here I am, a person who helps you do just that.

A person who loves to love and helps you love more.

The Beatles figured it out in their lyrics,

“All you need is love, love love…”

So let’s bring more love in, yeah?

To ourselves, our friends and family, to our community.

That’s livin’ life of hallelujah.

providing kickass support to clients all over the United States.

That’s right bitches. I’ve worked with hundreds of people all over the USA (parts of Australia, Mexico, Colombia and India too) gain more confidence in themselves and their purpose of being an empowered person in this wackadoodle world.

I’ve helped people from all different backgrounds and ages own their authenticity - the most valuable thing we can offer our collective human species.

If you’re here and you want to be “normal”, I’d suggest getting off this page IMMEDIATELY.

Lol, seriously, get outta here.

Ain’t got time for that.

I’ll help you totally own your quirky, your wit, your sass, your spunk.

I’ll guide you to the ultimate gift of you being you.

I’m over here in your corner helping you push the envelope even further.

Let’s uncover the youiest you that’s truer than true.

it’s time to be fully expressed and shift some paradigms.
it’s time to get funky. 

YOUR MULTIDIMENSIONAL self LOVEFEST IS HERE

That’s right baby.

It all comes back to love.

Love is the only answer out of this oppressive and insane hoo hah that’s going on.

Uncover where you’re not fully loving yourself…

…and drench yourself in it.

Watch as that love blasts you open and the world shifts around you.

Your path gets clearer and clearer the more you open to more love.

Rest and relaxation is PRODUCTIVE. You feel me?

Your voice is medicine, let’s hear how it tells your story.

Your body is a creative instrument for joy, pleasure, pain…

…the whole spectrum of Earth living.

Watch and listen, attune your decisions to what your body needs.

With each bodily need recognized and honored…

…your foundation strengthens.

Your body takes a deep breath… and God smiles.

energy work

spiritual awakening

shamanic tools

ceremonial magic

quantum healing

spiritual growth

inner child healing

prosperity consciousness

intimacy

storytelling

authentic relating

alchemy

 some of the above terminology explained

  • Energy work is the practice of moving energy for the purpose of cleansing or renewing the body, mind, and spirit.

    The way I work with energy is a bit different from Reiki if you’re familiar with that. Reiki is a practice that I have certification in, however over the years I’ve taken the Reiki principles I’ve learned and put a different spin on it.

    I also learned how to move energy through my practices with Tantra and energy sex. I worked with a couple different Tantric energy masters over the years who supported my gifts and helped me expand my capacity to feel energy in my own body and move it around as well as with other clients, friends, and family members bodies.

    Playing with energy is a big part of the work I do and I’m extremely passionate about it.

    At the end of the day, we’re all just balls of energy moving through more energy that’s created matter in the world.

    When you learn to move and play with energy, it has huge benefits for how you engage with and shift the world around you.

    I’ve trained people who were already very sound in their energy practices to the cave grunkies who were totally apprehensive and didn’t believe in that spiritual hoo haa.

    Those are my favorites, to make the non believers into believers.

  • Quantum healing is the phenomena that health and wellbeing have the ability to expand at rapid rates on a physical, mental, and spiritual level of our being.

    We are currently in a collective awakening of quantum healing.

    The more people awaken and become their fullest selves, we help and support the rapid rate of more people getting on the bandwagon of being their badass spiritual selves.

    But this is happening on an energetic level.

    Quantum healing suggests that there doesn’t need to be a physical presence, but rather the energetics of the healing are felt far and wide.

  • Ooooo! My favorite! The inner child.

    This is one of my most used tools in my toolbox…to help people come back into themselves as a playful child.

    To see the world with wonder, a sense of newness and appreciation.

    Honestly, like being on LSD.

    Everything’s like “woaaaahhhh, duuuudee!”

    You feel me?

    You can look at pretty much every famous psychologist - Jung, Freud, etc - and they’ll always come back to what was happening as a child and base how to heal the person off of that.

    When you were a child, you were young and impressionable.

    You were also imaginative and orgasmic, seeing everything as an amazing adventure to embark upon.

    In my experience, when I take my clients back to their inner child an entire universe is awakened with more love at the forefront.

    No longer are my clients looking outward for love and affection, they’re giving it directly to their inner child and watching as their entire life shifts for the better.

  • Spiritual awakening, enlightenment, it’s really about coming to a higher state of consciousness with yourself and the world around you.

    When people go through a spiritual awakening, it can happen all different types of ways.

    Some people experience a gradual spiritual awakening. That was what it was like for me, as my mom was super spiritual growing up and it didn’t ever seem out of the ordinary to talk about spirituality and enlightenment.

    For others, their spiritual awakening is immediate. I’ve heard from many clients that it happened suddenly and then everything looked different.

    I’ve also had other clients who go through a shocking experience that leaves them questioning and seeing things differently.

    Ever heard of the phrase, “taking off the rose colored glasses?” or “pulling the wool off your eyes?”

    Those are related to having a spiritual awakening.

  • Personally, I’m not super stoked on the term shadow work… I like calling it shadow play. Because we need more joy and playfulness in our lives!

    Shadow work was originally coined by Carl Jung who spoke about the shadow as the unaddressed parts of our subconscious that are dictating how we move in our conscious life.

    One of my mentors, Shaman Durek, talks about the shadow as the light that has not yet come to the light… that it’s up to us to bring it into the light. Thus, your shadow is actually your Higher Self in disguise.

    The shadow is there to help us bring ourselves to our highest truth so that we can be in more connection with our highest, most loving self.

    Hallelujah for shadow work!

  • The way I see prosperity is not just financial, but prosperity on all levels of your beingness.

    When you’re in prosperity consciousness it means you are THRIVING in your relationships with your:

    Body

    Friends and family

    Mental health

    Finances

    The land you live on

    The list goes on and on…

  • Alright y’all. My title is not a “Shaman”, however I’ve studied with a couple shamans and they’ve taught me different shamanic practices.

    What makes a shaman a shaman?

    Well, firstly, a shaman isn’t someone who just hosts ayahuasca ceremonies.

    Also, that’s not even a shaman. That’s a plant medicine keeper.

    A shaman is someone who travels between the seen and unseen world to bring knowledge and understandings of our cosmic universe.

    So what are shamanic practices and how do they show up when you work with me?

    Simple, I’ll help you expand your capacity to connect with the unseen world. There’s a lot to learn from it.

  • Ceremonial magic is another way of saying ritual magic, aka creating rituals to manifest different things in your life.

    When you come to me, you’ll learn how to see everything as a ceremony. All it takes it putting intention into the activities you do throughout the week.

    We’ll also go into the importance of doing specific rituals on specific days of the week, or dates throughout the year, at specific times throughout the day.

    The word “spiritual” has the two words “spirit” and “ritual” - ceremonial magic helps to infuse these two words together.

    Ceremonial magic can be as simple as having a prayer practice before you eat your food, or having a gratitude journal and writing something down before bedtime.

    It can be as intricate as getting a number of specific materials, creating an altar, and doing a specific ritual on a particular date in the year.

    None are better or worse than the other, it’s really a matter of preference.

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